by Michael Satterfield – 11/12/2019
Like most Americans, I had only seen Formula 1 via television, the truncated, sanitized version, suitable for broadcast, a window into the world of the jet-setting elite as they bounce around global hotspots like Monaco, Singapore, Monza, Barcelona, and Austin. Sure it is about racing, the most elite form of motorsports ever conceived, but it is also about the lifestyle, being seen, and attending the right parties.
When Pirelli asked if I would be interested in attending the United States Grand Prix (USGP) as their guest, I, of course, said yes and immediately blocked out the dates, November would be a busy month for me. For your average fan, a Formula 1 weekend may include paying $200 to sit on a grassy field, cheering on their favorite driver, but after a few emails asking me to confirm everything from my shoe size to dietary preferences, it was clear this wasn’t going to be the average fan experience.
To make sure that the trip got off to a good start, I reached out to the regional rep for Alfa Romeo and arranged to have a press car for the week, after all, Alfa does have a team and since Aston Martin and Ferrari weren’t offering up loaners, the new Stelvio would be just fine. Plus it would be better suited to haul all the luggage I needed which included a set of golf clubs, my camera bag, a garment bag, my trusty Zero Halliburton, and a hatbox for my Stetson.
I made my way to the local golf pro-shop, Pirelli had invited me to play in ‘Grid to Green’ charity golf tournament, benefiting Susan G. Komen, and I needed a suitable golf bag. I found a red, white, and blue bag that I felt was suitable for the USGP and picked up some extra golf balls as I knew I would be losing most of them. The tournament was on Thursday and hosted Fazio Canyons at Barton Creek an elite course just outside of Austin. While I am not much of a golfer, it always seems I end up playing at some really amazing courses, and Fazio Canyons was no different.
Arriving a little early at the golf course I was greeted by Stella from Pirelli and walked through the registration process, given a swag bag, and opted to go to the driving range to confirm my worst fears… my golf swing hadn’t magically improved since I last played. The range was a whos-who of motorsports, Damon Hill, Johnny Herbert, Christian Horner, and many other drivers and personalities from the world of racing. An announcement was being made near the clubhouse, “Please find your assigned cart and head to your starting hole.” This being a Texas Scramble each team started at a different hole. Every 6-holes a different celebrity would join our team, according to the roster, our group would be playing with Carlos Sainz Sr., Zak Brown, and Mika Hakkinen, not a bad line up. I would be sharing a cart with Joel Aeschlimann the International Sponsorship Manager for Rolex. Our foursome was short by one and I quickly realized I was with a group of serious golfers.
The cold and the wind were helpful for me, as at least everyone was struggling from the tee box, but while my driving left a lot to be desired, my short game was my redemption as all those years at Scandia Mini-Golf really paid off. I still have a long way to go to improve my driving, but Carlos Sains Sr. gave me some great pointers which helped me make at least a few decent drives. It got progressively colder as the sun set and other teams gave up and went to the post-game reception and dinner, but we persisted and played our last two holes with Mika before pulling down the flags of the last hole.
Golfing with two-time F1 Champion Mika Hakkinen |
Dinner was served out by a fire pit, our team didn’t bring home any awards and the female pro-team “The Jazzy Golfers” had roundly destroyed all of the mostly male teams who were playing in the tournament, they even had their own hashtag #BeatTheBoys. The event had raised thousands of dollars for the Susan G. Komen foundation, but as the wind picked up I decided to retreat to my hotel in downtown Austin.
After my hot lap, I headed to the lounge for lunch while the team from Pirelli has meetings to prep for the rest of the weekend. Unlike many racing events the food was excellent, with a menu offering everything from classic Italian pasta to Texas-style BBQ. Fine dining is not something you often find at motorsports events. But Formula 1, is not your everyday NASCAR race and the standard track burger and fries weren’t on the menu.
Meetings wrapped up, we headed back to the hotel with plans to meet up with the rest of the journalists and influencers that would be attending qualifying and race day with us at the track. After a short break, I headed down to the lobby where I would meet the rest of the group, which included writers from Jalopnik, the New York Times, Forbes, and YouTuber Parker Nirenstein. We would also be joined by Richard Rawlings of Gas Monkey Garage fame, but that will have to wait for Part 2.